plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

(Source: plazm)

alligator-tears-run-over-you:

carlboygenius:

Rainbows: with Tornado & Lightning

The gays are angry

alligator-tears-run-over-you:

carlboygenius:

Rainbows: with Tornado & Lightning

The gays are angry

realitytvgifs:

I love this new update

Followers, please talk to me, I really want to get to know you all

Hey so IF we have a MUTUAL follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

  • cellular number
  • snapchat
  • twitter
  • kik
  • skype
  • email
  • facetime
  • first born

you know, anything you want

(Source: deanovak)

vorfreudde:

Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup 

  • me: i need to sleep
  • me: *masturbates*

I feel like I’m gonna puke but I’m too comfy to move, also I love autocorrect

fabricati0ns come back from Rhodes because I’m too drunk, I feel sick and want sex now pls. Thank you xoxoxoxox

"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"
— anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

firelorcl:

playing grand theft auto

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