On my way to go pick up Emily

hijerking:

me after 82 failed selfie attempts

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lawebloca:

Armadillo playing x

englland:

sexting

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bookishbutcorruptible:

Baby goats are super cute, but can we talk about miniature cattle?

Look

At

These

Tiny

Fucking

Cows

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  1. Camera: Nikon D3100
  2. Aperture: f/5.6
  3. Exposure: 1/60th
  4. Focal Length: 38mm

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theweniswarmer:

izze-bizzle:

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i fucking knew it i fucking kn ew it i hate this website

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reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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  • me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
  • me: gets in bed
  • me: how was earth created
  • me: who made microwaves
  • me: how does the internet even work
  • me: i'm hungry
  • me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
  • me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
  • me: too tired to sleep